Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Movie Idiot pretends to be Trailer Guy and Fails

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Drive Angry - Holy hell. Pun intended. When a friend first told me about this preview I sort of laughed and cringed at the absurdity of the...
Wednesday, June 30, 2010

The Girlfriend Experience

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It seems like every couple of movies, Steven Soderbergh is trying something innovative and cutting edge. Several years ago it was Bubble , w...

A Little Trip To Heaven

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After four months of sitting on my desk unwatched, I finally opened up a netflix dvd that I had decided I should see. And as I stared at the...
Tuesday, May 11, 2010

CinemaRomantico demands, I deliver, I can't have someone that influential mad at me

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Per the request of CinemaRomantico 1.) What was your first movie-going experience? I couldn't possibly tell you, but I can vividly remem...
Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Summer Movies I Want to See

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Or rather perhaps I should say, summmer movies I will see whether I truly desire to or not. Without adieu. Iron Man 2 - Well because Iron Ma...
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Thursday, March 04, 2010

Academy Awards...I haven't a clue

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Wow, talk about a change. In 2008 I saw 100 films in the theater over the course of one year. In 2009, I'd be surprised if it topped thi...
Saturday, October 03, 2009

Zombieland

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Following a time honored strategy of insuring that no one is actually reading your reviews before continuing, I feel sufficiently confident ...
Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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Mistake 1: going to see Transformers 2 Mistake 2: going to the the midnight show Mistake 3: thinking that I have the energy or patience to s...

Goodbye, Solo

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Have you ever noticed that although I probably come off as a crabby old man who hates everything he sees, that I actually have more positive...
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Year One

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Obviously there is something wrong with me. Because the only comedic (and I use the term broadly) actor I hate more than Will Farrell is Jac...

Land of the Lost

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Well I really have no one to blame but myself. (Note to Reader: this will pretty much be the theme for several of upcoming reviews) Give a m...
Monday, June 15, 2009

Taking of Pelham 123

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Dear Mr. Tony Scott, You are actually a pretty decent film maker. I've pretty much enjoyed every movie you have made in some fashion. He...
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The Hangover

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Four guys go to Las Vegas for a bachelor party, a few days before said Bachelor's wedding. Three guys wake up the next day hungover, clu...
Monday, May 25, 2009

Terminator: Salvation

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So the year is 2018 and humanity has been routed by SkyNet and its plethora of machines. A resistance exists led by a group of secretive guy...
Sunday, May 17, 2009

The Soloist

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The Soloist is the latest film from director Joe Wright ( Pride and Prejudice and Atonement ). It is based on the true story of a homeless...
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Star Trek

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The blockbuster movie summer season is upon us and requests (I assume insincere) have been made that my annoying voice be heard. I haven...
Saturday, April 25, 2009

Crank: High Voltage

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I've serious addiction problems when it comes to movies. If I go to long without seeing one in the theater, I'll see just about anyt...
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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Watchmen

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I have never read the graphic novel Watchmen . I've read some stuff about it and a number of reviews of the film which criticized either...
Monday, March 23, 2009

Wendy and Lucy

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Editor's note: To all my fans (ahh who am I kidding) to all my friends who feel semi-obligated to check and my family who feels fully ob...
Sunday, March 01, 2009

A Christmas Tale

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Family drama is a tried and true formula for a movie. It goes as far back as ancient tragedy if not further. Sometimes its done terribly, so...